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Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.
"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."
by Ritzabee December 21, 2008
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ritage

A girl that every guy can only dream of, her hotness will take you breath away and her personality is something to just fall in love with
Yeah she's amazing, but she's just not Ritage amazing
by YN159 April 24, 2018
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Stefanie Ritzema

The coolest hairy-nosed wombat ever. Is known for her fantastic skills such as speaking awesome Spanish phrases such as "es un robo". Has good taste in heroes and is excellent at making her watch fall off when she gives people high fives. If ever in need for a good laugh, talk to her.
Stefanie Ritzema is my hero.
by Wombie on Steroids March 22, 2005
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rita

rita is a code word for ritalin. used in public or on the phone when illegal activity shouldn't be discussed.
i'm gonna meet rita in an hour. do you wanna meet up w/us? code for "i'm picking up my ritalin, do you want any?"
by wiggnout December 28, 2010
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RITA

Acronym meaning “raped in the ass.” Has several meanings other than the literal. Examples include getting made fun of, being on the receiving end of a bad bargain, and any type of tax payment. Mainly used as a verb.
Ex 1: Stop being such a crybaby or your teammates are going to RITA you!

Ex 2: You paid $800 for that necklace?! Dude, you just got RITAed.

Ex 3: Hey, look at your tax return! FICA? More like RITA!
by JustOnePotato October 20, 2018
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ritz

A cracker.
Named so because a man wanted them to sound fancy, so he named them after the fanciest guy in that time, Mr. Ritz.
Naming crackers Ritz is like calling a fancy cookie the Trump cookie
by All seeing January 6, 2005
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satanic ritual abuse

Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA) can be defined as the psychological, sexual, and/or physical assault forced on an unwilling human victim and committed by one or more Satanists according to a prescribed ritual, the primary aim of which is to fulfill the need to worship the Christian devil, Satan.

Whether or not SRA actually exists has been a controversial topic since 1980. Although most people in some US states and Canadian provinces believed during the late 1980s and early 1990s that SRA was widespread, there is a near consensus among investigators at this time that SRA is either nonexistent or occurs at an extremely low and undetectable level.

It is important to realize that the above definition is relatively restrictive. It excludes a number of behaviors which are known to exist:

Abuse by non-Satanic, abusive pedophiles 2 who pretend to be Satanists in order to gain better control of their victims through fear.
Mass murderers by a person who claims to be a Satanist and who tries to use the "Devil made me do it" defense when captured. They are generally found to have little or no knowledge of Satanism.
Abuse and murder by psychotic individuals and psychopaths who are primarily motivated by their mental illness, not by any religious belief system.
Abuse by non-Satanists who engage in behaviors like SRA but are motivated by Christian or other beliefs.
Many cases of False Memory Syndrome involve bizarre and often impossible events, such as in cases of Satanic Ritual Abuse.
by Lloyd February 25, 2004
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