John Crispin Restoles

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.

Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!

by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

Music for a sushi restaurant

A song by Harry styles on his new album Harry’s house.

Me: music for a sushi restaurant is my fav song!
Friend: nice!

by nllzharrystyles July 24, 2022

rectal squirt

Porn. Very bad porn.
Rectal squirt should not be looked up on google.
Very traumatic experience.

Never try a rectal squirt.
It hurts.
Very much
Certain men couldnt walk for a week.

"OH MY GOD! My rectal is squirting." - Rectal squirt.

by MarkBonerMonkeyMcKeich August 16, 2006

mind of retaliation

A common mental state of humankind, which was first presented by Dr. Po. The theory says that if one is once under criticism or receives words of humiliation, he or she may well turn the words back or inflict something harsh upon others in the same way, or even much severer. This kind of mind at the moment is defined as "mind of retaliation."

Gerry the fatty ridiculed Andy as a pig; without a doubt, that was just mind of retaliation.
Mind of retaliation is a state that everyone may go through, we had better keep calm and try not to be swayed while hearing some insulting words toward ourselves.

by X.P.Lin February 6, 2014

Fast Food Restaurant

The stuff that fat people will bitch about if its not made correctly. Most of the employees are underpaid teenages who dont give a shit about you or your order (even though they seem like they do.)

Hey you got my order wrong, Im missing a medium fries. We all know your really not, your just trying to screw our company. Good job asswipe, people make mistakes. Calm down and go for a run, fatass.

by whopper boy December 11, 2004

crack rental

the loaning of ones transportation to a drug dealer after intense contract negotiations. Used when one requires more drugs than they had money for. Not for the married or those who don't own the car as it is never returned as there is no deadlines.

Man I've done spent my check. How will I get more crack? Hey Pookie look I ain't got no money, but how about a crack rental for a couple of rocks?

by rockrental allstar April 13, 2006

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010