rectal fluids

The nastiest possible shitstorm flying out of your ass in diarhea form

Omg look at my rectal fluids

by 5678utube December 11, 2013

Rectal Alpinist

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.

I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.

by JiForce January 4, 2022

rectal ranger

A person usually male who likes to have fun via other mens anal passage. inserting himself into the rear, therefore making him a rectal ranger. Sometimes used as an insult to a straight guy, another word for gay or queer.

"Shut the fuck up Eddie you're such a rectal ranger.

by Eamer December 8, 2004

rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

Jizz guzzeling rectal wart

A homosexual who sucks both sperm and ass.

You're a jizz guzzling rectal wart.

by Prion July 12, 2003

Rectal Rogaine

The act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea participates in 69 with a bald man. During this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. Comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.

Are you bald and tired of being referred to as Mr. Clean? Restore your confidence with a nice healthy dose of rectal rogaine, and no one will be calling you Mr. Clean anymore.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Rectal Genie

A mystical genie produced by rubbing a girls ass just the right way. If you are lucky the rectal genie will pop out and grant you two very smelly wishes.

I was right about to fuck Leslie in the ass when I gave her a good spank and the Rectal Genie came out!

by Mac 3113 March 13, 2008