Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024

Randall

To irreversibly jinx something/someone that was on the rise. To mush. To hex. To use your power of the dick trick to ruin lives and destroy your friends’ happiness.

The Deacs season was going so well till Shawn (not misspelled) decided to randall them with his presence.

by EZ54321 February 27, 2025

rANdALled

When your passed out and getting fucked in the ass and suddenly someone shoves a leaf blower in your face.

Went to a party in Stuart, Fl, got so drunk, I got rANdALled.

by Hoodrat954 April 10, 2025

Randall Street

When you sleep with someone that you will definitely regret sleeping with the next morning so you leave a log in their toilet, spew in their sink and tell them to lose your number on the way out.

Hey Tom, how was your night last night?

Oh don't ask. I did a Randall street again.

by Alexjep93 January 16, 2026

Randlestan

A fictional place linked to the UFC community poking fun at the name similarities of Dagestani fighters while also including fighters featured as alter egos on UFC 5 who are seen as overrated due to their rising casual fanbase. The entire premise of the joke is to purposefully get names of popular MMA figures wrong

Casual: “Where is Randlestan?”
Khebob Ze Pirate: *points to heart*
Zabit Nurmangorandlemedov: *points to dih*

by zabitrandleman June 27, 2025

Chubby Randall

Someone who exemplifies any/all of the following characteristics:
-likes getting naked in public
-likes making a spectacle of him/herself
-loves being the centre of attention
-has specific phobias about dirty hands and disordered bookshelves
-is a well-known figure among his/her peergroup

'When did you last see Chubby Randall?'
'In Germany!'
'No way!'
'Uh huh'

by aDearFriend April 9, 2008