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Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.
Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.
by CircadianHour December 1, 2009
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Rotten Pumpkin

The act of a male mooning (showing one's ass)while placing the testicles between the legs at the same time.
My large balls felt a great chill as I gave the operator of the chairlift a rotten pumpkin.
by Jeffy Rohr November 11, 2003
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rectal rooter

man rectal rooter is the best damn porn ever!
by smokie mcpot March 28, 2003
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cooter rooter

An individual who facilitates the expanding of a vagina (a.k.a. cooter). Expansion may occur through the use of any object, preferably an erect penis, an enclosed fist, or three or more fingers can be used. A twisting motion is best along with rapid insertion.
She was a little tight at first, but after a visit from my local cooter rooter, she opened up like a blossoming flower on a brillant spring day.
by Slasho McMurderson September 10, 2008
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Rotten Smiler

A racist slur for a black person, referring to how when they smile, their teeth have a bright contrast with their skin. It is used primarily in rural areas of central and western Canada.
'I'm gonna catch those rotten smilers!'
by DylerTurden May 9, 2010
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rotten pussy

stinken ass bitch. damn dat one stinken ass pussy get yo stinken ass up out my crib yo!
by tiffany rimmer August 26, 2003
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rootin

drunkenly taking a lifted 4x4 truck/trucks through huge ass mudholes!!!! YEAH
(while looking at a mud covered truck) "man someone took that thang rootin!"
by Mel April 4, 2005
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