road bone

the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.

dude, i hope she doesnt see my road bone. I've had it since we left town and i cant get rid of it!

by powderhound February 27, 2010

road bike

Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.

Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."

by Mazer86 May 27, 2008

road rage

its what every other driver in the world causes you to get this condition that makes you want to cuss and bitch the next 5 miles to your house..because the worst road rage you can get is always 5 miles from you home..you want to get home so bad and you get behind some fucking slow ass and all you want to do is get home..happens every time

DAMNIT...stupid bastard where did you learn how to drive Head Up Ass School..get out of the damn way!

by surfergurl2006 April 25, 2005

road dog

A traveling companion that one is most often seen with.

Bill was hitting all the hot spots with his road dog, Tom.

by Joseph Durham September 25, 2005

Road Warrior Hawk

The dead half of the famous tag team, Road Warriors.

Its too bad Road Warrior Hawk died, maybe he could've been put in more wrestlecrap if he would've lasted longer!

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

road heeze

gettin' head from your girlfriends or hoe or mom while driving your whip.

Brian:"Jeff Sack,why are you so tired son?"
Jeff Sack:" I just got road heeze from mum in da sackmobile."

Random Guy:"I wanna get road heeze from mum just like jeff sack did."
Guy In Truck:"I already have....."

by Jeff Sack May 18, 2008