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The embodiment of American Ignorance.
McCains VP. Governed Alaska. tried to ban certain books from her library, hates polar bears, loves oil drilling. An anti-abortion advocate, thinks God called us to fight in Iraq. Hockey mom. not allowed to use HEARTs song "Barracuda"
Alex: "woah - Sarah Palin is hot."
Mark: "Yeah but she doesn't believe in abortion."
Alex " :( but i love cumming inside someone who uses birth control."
Mark "Then stay away from her daughter too."
by mazer86 September 09, 2008

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Those bikes with curved handle bars and high seats, accompanied by dudes clad in spandex who are mounted atop them. Their magnificent designs are usually overlooked by passers by due to the flamboyant athletic gear associated with the sport of cycling.
Alex: "like my Road Bike?"
Mark: "yeah, but why go for the Armstrong look?"
Alex: "'Cause you have the 60's Anquetil thing going on."
by Mazer86 May 27, 2008

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variant of tourelou, which means good-bye
(toodles) and (tootles)< Anglicized
Marcy: Toodleoo
Janet: Toodles
by Mazer86 April 28, 2008

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abbreviation for Masturbate.
see the new nude lohan photos?
sure, i haven't had a good 'bate session in a while.
by Mazer86 February 21, 2008

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what this is
the opposite of "madness"
Persian Dude:...This is madness
Buff Dude with an accent: THIS IS SPARTA!
by MAZER86 February 21, 2008

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French word for "cap" but often synonymous with a Cycling Cap.
FYI it's also known as a Painters Cap.
Andrew: Where's my casquette?
Nick: Your wha'?
Andrew: My fuckin' cycling cap.
by Mazer86 May 01, 2008

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The most expensive coat hanger you'll ever buy.
Alex: "Dude, you're getting fat - why don't you use the Bowflex your dad bought?"
Eric: "'cause there isn't any room in the closet for our winter coats..."
by Mazer86 July 31, 2008

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