Random

Something that is said hoping that someone will laugh in return, but in the end, everyone thinks that you're a fat obnoxious bitch.

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! My ninja cupcake monkey just ate my jew cheese rainbow unicorn!"

Friend: "OMG! My evil satanic monkey ninja cupcake robot cheese evil ninja monkey eater just rofld my cupcake cheese muffin evil satanic pokemon!"

Fat ugly scene bitch: "OMG! SOOOO RANDOM!"

Someone else: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

by arabian sand goggles December 12, 2010

random mexican

etym: originally used by "Gaming Jim", this phrase was popularized by Team Sped

n. A person, regardless of race, who is in a group gathered for a particular task, and is unskilled at that task. Also has been shortened to both 'random' and 'mexican'

We need another person to play. Let's grab a random mexican off the street.

by Darklight March 10, 2005

random play

An option on facebook advertising one's willingness to engage in acts of sex, without becoming emotionally attached. While not necessarily meaning "fuck buddy". Random play does give the impression that one is open and secure with their body and sexual feelings, it also demonstrates a willingness to experiment.

Stephanie and John are both interested in random play. They meet and end up having sex.

by PCMDCG July 10, 2007

Random swearing

Where you're desperate to swear, but can't form the words, and so use the first thing that pops into your head.

"Pobum" - when trying to say "Fuck you."

"Spatula Corsa" when trying to say "You fucking twat, you just cut me up in your shitty little Corsa."

"Trolley cunt beer mug" when trying to say "Oh Christ, Tekken is hard!"

To all of these, anyone listening might respond: "Wow, that's some completely random swearing!"

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

Random Anime Buddy

The anime buddy that everyone knows/has, but is too embarrassed to tell anyone else.

Tim: Why did you not answer my call?
Jacob: I was on the other line.
Tim: With who? Your random anime buddy?
Jacob: (pause) No.
Tim: Shenanigans!

by ldksfj;askldjf;laskdjf December 16, 2008

random hot dark haired chick

The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.

Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?

by Sir Dent November 13, 2009

Random Pelvic Thrusting (RPT)

Pelvic thrusting so random, you don't even need music to be playing in order to get your RPT on.

Remember, anyone can RPT anytime. While a band is playing, while someone is going "unt unt unt unt unt unt unt unt", or while nothing is happening. You don't even have to be a good dancer. "Just pretend you're skiing."

Do some random pelvic thrusting (rpt) at your next party. Watch how fast it catches on.

by sportznut3081 November 25, 2010