parking lot pimping

After the club closes, you pick up somebody in the parking lot to go home with.

The girls and I danced so much last night at the club, that by the time we paid any attention to the guys, it was closing time. As we headed out to our car, I saw a cute guy and decided I wanted to hook up with him. I approached him and after a little parking lot pimping on my part, we headed back to my place.

by plp April 21, 2006

Pumpington

Pumpington is a slang term for sex. Whenever one talks about sex the phrase "Pumpington Yeah!" takes it's place.

Rob: "What are you going to do tonight?"
Andrew: "Enjoy myself some Pumpington Yeah!"
Rob: "Pumpington Yeah!"

by Bachmayne August 7, 2008

myspace pimping

1) (v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace by leaving comments and sometimes perverted messages.

2) When the same individual uses Myspace to meet women in the real world.

1) Stop MySpace pimping, wigga. You ain't gonna get nowhere.

2) How'd he meet that new fat chick of his?

He was MySpace pimping the other day.

Ohhhh.. *barf*

by AC October 29, 2006

penis plumping power pussy

When a girl is so hot, a guy's penis grows throughout the
time he is dating her.

Guy #1: Dude! I've been dating Angela for like 6 months now and I swear my dick is longer.
Guy #2: That's because she has a penis plumping power pussy. In another 6 months, I'll be calling you "tripod".

by Gemini1 October 24, 2008

Pumpigus

A wild creature who cannot be tamed. A pumpigus is usually a ginger with their first name starting with an S. Pumpigus's have little to no swag and drink chocolate milk three times a day (unless substituted by Snapple.) If you think you are a pumpigus, you may need to seek help because you may be an evil pumpigus. If you are not an evil pumpigus, then you are a random pumpigus. Pumpigus's are casual, confident, cocky, occasionally nice, friendly, sexy, hot, lovable, evil, and strange. Beware of Pumpigus's (also known as billy3's)!

A pumpigus is less than a llama.

by Pumpigus November 4, 2014

Plumping Paradise

A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.

The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.

Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.

by oblong1 December 12, 2019

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010