A man/woman that engages in hand sex in return for goods/services. large hands and nails help. uasually very flirty in the hand department. more often than not they wear gloves (tight leather) until the transaction has been approved. uasually say some kind of witty/topical one liner right before the handgasm.
Hand Prostitute:"hey baby, want a good time?"
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
Unwitting Customer: "do i?!"
*the two then proceed to hold hands in an explicit manner*
by Vince Noir February 17, 2008
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Someone who uses a job to work on something other than that job. Someone who lies about where they are, claiming they are doing their job. Someone who claims hours on a time card that can't possibly be true.
A: Dan said he worked from home on Saturday for 26 hours!
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
B: Really? John said he saw him out looking at used cars this weekend.
A: Do you think he is claiming hours and he is not working?
B: Oh he may be busy, but not at the job he was hired to do. I am sure his Doctoral Dissertation will be the best in his graduating class based on the hours he’s claiming.
A: He's a real programmatic prostitute.
by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009
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Reverse Prostitute: "Hey, I'm feeling really horny. Dillon, I'll pay you $70 to come sleep with me!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"
Dillon: "Alllllriiiiight!"
by truelife1234 December 20, 2009
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Get the Prostituted mug.A person that changes network marketing companies based on avoiding the mirror or is enticed by a blame your company mentality. This is also defined as a lack of commitment to personal growth, lack of coachability, lack of work ethic, lack of long term vision and/or accepting excuses.
John has been with 4 different companies in 4 years. John blames the companies, his leadership, the comp. plan and has many excuses why this won't work when he didn't work or commit. John really quit because he did not apply himself, did not do the required work and was not coachable. He keeps looking for the next best thing and doesn't put in the time with 1 company.
If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker
If he puts in 10 years with 1 company, he has a 95% chance of hitting the top position of any company. By switching companies, he is losing nearly all hopes of success in mlm. MLM prostitute: also known as a Network marketing hooker
by NO Blame, NO Excuses October 9, 2011
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