Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.

If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.

by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Prophet Muhammad

The best creation on Earth. The absolute epitome of what all people should strive to be.

Ahmed: F*ck!
Shu'aib: Brother do not swear, our Prophet Muhammad sallalahu alayhi wasalam did not like obscenity.
Ahmed:Astaghfirullah, may Allah subhana wata'ala forgive me.

by kwkassassin7 July 2, 2023

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

prompto

Like pronto, but even more promptly

My mum walked in on me but I managed to whip it away prompto

by pastanoodle November 28, 2010

Prompose

The act of promising to propose before actually proposing for marriage.
Can be used as a noun as well.

I'm going to prompose to Alexandra to let her know it will happen... eventually.

The promposal will be on Friday!

by LoveStruckCanadian February 6, 2013

prophetcraft

1. the use of impersonation and forecasting devices by a propheteer to convince others to make a decision based on prediction

2. the combined mastery of impersonating the style or manner of a genuine prophet and the skill of predicting possible future events, and through this craft influence others to do something

Precogs can foresee the future but prophetcraft can produce followers.

by timlight July 20, 2009

Propho

Short for profile photo on Facebook

OMG OMG. Your propho is so cute! I heart you!! We have such wonderful lives don't we???

by hukra October 25, 2011