A contraction of "programming"/"program" and "problems". No program ever created has ever been problem free, and thus has proglems of varying degrees of stupidity from bad coders.
Software Developer: We just inherited this program from an indian company. It's terrible and full of proglems, they recreated the same page 3 different times for 3 different log ons rather than reusing the same page and hiding things based on the users authenticated role.
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(
Coworker: Sucks to be you, they're your proglems now.
Software Developer: :(
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I didn't want my siblings to steal my seat, but I was really hungry. So I took the chair with me. Modern problems require modern solutions} I guess
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Get the Solve our problem mug.Any situational problem involving a man who is far more interested in a girl than she is to him. The symptoms include: constant whining, over-analyzing text messages, crippling lack of self-confidence.
(M.W. problem character) "She put a period at the end of the sentance. Does that me she wants to end the sentance, or the relationship?
(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
(anyone without M.W problems) "You have some serious M.W. problems!"
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2. A song by A$AP Rocky ft. 2 Chainz, Drake, and Kendrick Lamar
3. Having affection for very attractive females and wanting to have only relations with ONLY attractive females and willing to do short of anything to achieve such a victory.
4. Actually having deep affection for bad bitches, deeper than wanting to round the bases. Deep enough to want to own a team rather than play a damn game.... Going against Drake's motto, "We don't love these hoes."
2. A song by A$AP Rocky ft. 2 Chainz, Drake, and Kendrick Lamar
3. Having affection for very attractive females and wanting to have only relations with ONLY attractive females and willing to do short of anything to achieve such a victory.
4. Actually having deep affection for bad bitches, deeper than wanting to round the bases. Deep enough to want to own a team rather than play a damn game.... Going against Drake's motto, "We don't love these hoes."
2 Chainz: "I love bad bitches, that's my fuckin prollem!"
Dave: Bro, Maddie wants me to do all this crazy shit like go shopping with her, and take her on dates and shit just so I can hit!
Jeff: That's a Fuckin' problem.
Dave: Bro, Maddie wants me to do all this crazy shit like go shopping with her, and take her on dates and shit just so I can hit!
Jeff: That's a Fuckin' problem.
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