prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

by MORBINON III June 16, 2022

Prayer

A two-way conversation with a personal God in our three-dimensional world, who listens to or answers us from a four- or n-dimensional space.

Prayer is our daily spiritual oxygen we breathe in from the Great Geometrician, if we are to live a Spirit-filled life on this side of eternity.

by Numerati July 4, 2024

Call To Prayer

1. Earsplitting audible garbage blasted over a loudspeaker that makes you wish you were deaf.

2. Making a call to someone named Prayer

1. Hearing the call to prayer was so insufferable I ended up having my eardrums removed

2. I'm calling Prayer to say hi

by ULTRAMAGA October 26, 2025

Private prayer

A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins

Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.

by Greater than gods November 3, 2019

a single prayer

When someone prays the phrase: "Achilles, the sound engineer, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest". to prey on people.

Person 1: Hey, do you prey on people?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "a single prayer"

by TheZestyGave January 6, 2025

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015