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Porting Up

to stop what one's doing to light up, smoke, and enjoy a Newport menthol.
Chill for a second, I'm about to Port Up.

or.

I'll be there in a second after I'm done porting up.
by killyamomz2 October 4, 2008
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Cracking in the porting

Spanish expression

It means the fact of situate a car just parked very closed to other friend's, in the way he/she can't leave it through that side.

It is very funny when you go out for party with enough friends to carry more than one car.
-Coche 1: Vamos, aparca justo al lado, que no pueda salir!!!

-Coche 2: Mierda, nos han hecho cracking in the porting. Cabrones!!

TRANSLATION:

-Car1: Come on! Park next to him. He won't be able to exit

-Car2: Shit, They did us cracking in the porting. Fuckers!!!
by Juan Angel July 30, 2007
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pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.
Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."
by solana August 3, 2007
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pouring water on the floor

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.
"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.
by jmajcan March 28, 2019
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Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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porting

The act of another male tying weights to his foreskin in order for another male to inject his fallous into another mans penis.
That guy Ben got caught porting Tim.
by mattlikesvodka October 23, 2009
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posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.
Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting
by iceburgZ January 1, 2010
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