Pornhub

A website that is used to corrupt young people's minds to make them think what sex is

Can also be a website that people use to fap everyday, which is not very good for the health

Karl: YO DUDE COME WATCH THIS VID ON PORNHUB
Chris: GET OFF THAT SHIT YOU DIRTY ASS

by atomiclol January 30, 2023

Pornhub

A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.

*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*

by click to get v bucks February 15, 2023

Pornhub

A website where you gain useful knowledge about life and human body and make new friends all around the world, def better than Youtube and Google Scholar.

If you keep watching videos from pornhub, you will soon realize the truth of life.

A: I've just finished reading Charles Darvin's Theory of Evolution, it was just beautiful!
B: That's just too basic, check this out.
A: What is this Pornhub thing anyway?
B: The truth of all things.

by Follower of Kun March 13, 2023

Pornhub

teehehehehe ur so funny for looking this up in the middle of 6th-grade health class. Go back to looking at the parts of the penis

Dude it would be so freaking funny if you looked up pornhub.

by anonomous1115 March 30, 2023

Pornhub

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body

Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!

by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023

PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all

I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023

Porghub

Porghub.com is a website where Star Wars fans relieve themselves of stress and, if in the mood, even get kind of excited..... U know what I mean.......

Were you watching Porg?
Yeah, I was on Porghub.com last night. My bed sheets are wet now.

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023