flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022

Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.

Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof

by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014

poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.

1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.

by Janis May 17, 2005

Poof

To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.

Excuse me, I just poofed.

by Moxie Girl October 3, 2007

poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

poof

to be cute with someone, hug, kiss, cuddle, lay under blanket, have sex, be sweet

I want to go poof with my sweet boyfriend.

by Eleonora German January 1, 2008