pontang

oversized fat chick that tickles your balls while fucking

Elaina likes to pontang resendo

by Billy Bob Joe the fitth July 12, 2005

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

Punting

The act of going on a trek from the southern tip of Puntland, to the northern tip of the Horn, and finally bathing in the Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)

they're about to go punting

by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

ponying

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.

Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?

by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008

Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.

Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".

by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012

posting

The act of one man turning on the shower and checking the temperature for another man.

Dave likes to be helpful by postingin various shower rooms around the country.

by gonzo2003 May 7, 2009

potting somone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car on the first corner to set me up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews May 13, 2005