ponce loop

A particular method of securing a scarf around a man's neck. chiefly employed by a members of society familiar with polo and crumpets.

delightful ponce loop old chum...

by RShar April 27, 2008

Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

Poncho Patata

A way of living that simply means being a lazy couch Potato.

Poncho Patata all day!

by Leader of Poncho Patatas January 3, 2011

Pink Poacher

Pink Poacher- A man who spends great time and effort deflowering virgins who are usually underage and a lot younger than himself

My daughter is not joining that Scout group, its run by pink poachers

by Dr Jack Pays February 2, 2009

Smoke Poacher

A Smoke Poacher is a person that consistently and ruthlessly takes other peoples cigarettes. They often say they don't smoke, they really mean they don't BUY cigerettes.

Oh great.. The Smoke Poacher is on his way over..

by D-Bozz April 23, 2011

Reverse Poacher's Coat

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

by ManoDestra September 9, 2011

wet poncho

The act of reusing a condom.

I ran out of condoms so I had to use a wet poncho.

by wet poncho villa July 27, 2014