pita

the word means pain in the ass

A co-worker who is doing stupid stuff....

Don't be such a pita!

by Jhann August 22, 2006

Coming home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn

To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."

Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.

by Petey Pablo January 31, 2005

Pity

Pity is 'thinly veiled hostility'.

Tsk tsk, what a pity.

by dontknowhim August 17, 2009

pity blowjob

A ptty blow job is given when your girl wont fuck you, but you wont take no for an answer so after begging she offers you a blow job to shut you up. But its not a regular blowjob its a bullshit cover up for her lack of sexual drive
Not even cumming all over her face would make the pity blow job feel satisyfing

" Babe im horny lets fuck !" " No im sick i dont feel good, how bout a pity blowjob" " Na id rather go watch 60 minutes!!!"

by a sexually frusterated man December 28, 2009

Pittage

An area in which many pits, pock marks, craters, dents, or dimples are found.

Dude her butt was suffering froms evere pittage.

by sonofabird August 1, 2008

Pity Text

Text sent to ease conscience. Usually consisting on random statement or general question.

"Don't send me a pity text"

Examples of text

"How's ur day?"

"Hope all is well"

by Hypurr February 18, 2010

pitwank

much like a titwank except using ones armpit.

'Mannn Jenny gave me the best pitwank last night!'
'Pitwank?'
'Yeah man, pitwank! Was mint!'

by HeyLook! January 19, 2009