pimping

when you are laughing so hard that you have to
Pee In My Pants.. P I M P

When I get really stoned, I laugh so hard that I pimp.

Can also be used in reference to other people ex. I think she is pimping....

Can also be used as Shitting In My Pants.... SIMP

by leigh tk December 28, 2005

pump action pimping

Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.

Last night, I was pump action pimping and had to waste a ho.

by pumpactionpimp August 24, 2007

smurf piling

As a former employee at Best Buy, managers use to yell at us when we would congregate in small groups instead of walking the store looking for needy customers. The manager would come over and tell us to quit "smurf piling." The "smurf" was based on our Best Buy issued blue shirts and "piling" was the employees congregating.

"Hey you guys over in home theater, quit "Smurf Piling" and help some customers out."

by Geeked January 14, 2008

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Piping

The review of pornographic images, items or professionals, a term coined in homage to nationally-recognized internet porn reviewer Rog T. Pipe.

"The other night, Juarez and I were piping Debbie Does Dallas 2000."

"I don't need to hear you piping this month's Playboy."

"His pipe thrashed Jenna Jameson."

"Want to pipe Deep Throat tonight?"

by TabloidScully January 8, 2008

PMing it up

the act of jerking off in class; usually by cutting a slot in your sweatshirt pockets. AKA: pocket pool.

Gibson was PMing it up in tech class today during third period.

by Ellingsworth, Conroy, Hagerty, Mangini, Procito May 17, 2006

fetus pimping

when a man shoves his head into a woman's vagina and then performs oral sex on the fetus
OR
when he penetrates orifices of both the mother and the fetus

Pete & George: hey joey did ya get daniella pregnant?Joey: HELLS YEAH! i even started fetus pimping my kidPete & George: O_o

by wookienipples April 4, 2009