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A-level physics

Suicide in the form of a lesson. If you take this A-level you are pretty dumb
Annabelle decided to take A-level physics than be happy
by Tabletenis91210 May 16, 2021
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Particle Physics

1. Particle Physics is a field of scientific study that has not been properly defined as of yet. See waste of time.

2. How you explain the final resting position of articles of clothing in a post-coital state, oftentimes referring to absurd or previously held to be impossible trajectories or arrangements of socks.

3. A euphemism for violently puking after drinking too much, usually resulting in projection from the nasal cavities. A polite way of explaining what happened to the bathroom on your way out of the door.

4. A major chosen by college-age males who have never had sex.

5. The nickname you give a girl with atomic models shaved into her pubic hair.

6. The reason bad things happen to good people.
1. I tried reading my particle physics textbook, but I don't speak whatever language it seems to be written in.

2. Person 1: Hey? How the hell did my bra get caught on the ceiling fan?
Person 2: ...Particle Physics?

3. Dude, watch your step... some Freshman underwent some serious particle physics in the laundry room!

4. Roommate 1: So, you're a Sophomore right? What's your major?
Roommate 2: I'm thinking of going into particle physics right now.
Roommate 1: ...Dude... I'm so sorry. I remember back when I was still a virgin...

5. Friend: So, I heard you got a late night visit from Particle Physics... How was that?
Lucky Guy: Dude, that girl literally has an atomic pussy.

6. Random Haitian: WHY GOD WHY?!
Haitian Government: ...Particle Physics?
by FannyBabble February 9, 2010
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ap physics

a tough class, but an easy ap exam
I got a 5 on the ap exam, yet struggled to get a B in the class.

thats definitely ap physics
by grinningdemon18 October 17, 2004
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Lesson in remedial physics

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.
He got a lesson in remedial physics.
by Judge dredd7 August 25, 2011
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Quantum Physics

the act of penetrating a girl from behind using peanut butter as lube while a dog is eating her out, and then switching positions with the dog.
"Dude! me and your mum got together for some Quantum Physics last night."
by earlj April 20, 2007
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Quantum Physics

The shit that scientists pretend to know all about. It created nuclear weapons. It blew up Japan.
The Quantum physics Poster Helped Me Learn About Quantum Physics.
by fAkEtErMs April 17, 2020
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Pick Physics

A physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not.
-John is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick-

John: "Holy shit, how the fuck did my pick land in the hallway?"

Dave: "Pick physics."
by xSweep September 5, 2010
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