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Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
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Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????
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Tweet: "Amazon will pay $0 in federal income taxes on $11.2 billion in profit."
Replies: *guillotine posting"
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reply: why are you posting bulletins?
reply: why are you posting bulletins?
by nick warren November 12, 2007
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an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.
also, NO PHONE #'S
If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot
There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.
AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.
also, NO PHONE #'S
If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot
There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.
AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now
person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s
person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud
person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud
by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007
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