Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.

Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.

by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011

Ween Peeking

To let your eyes drift when you are standing at a urinal.

At a sporting event - Son: "Daddy I have to go to the bathroom". Dad: "Ok but don't be Ween Peeking when you're in there".

by St Charles Whisker Biscuit January 24, 2014

Covered parking

When a male inserts his own penis into his anus and leaves it there for an extended period of time.

E-ton was upset that his covered parking was occupid.

by HandJ1 May 26, 2018

Spotty Peeking

When one glimpses at the friend activity tab on Spotify and attempts to elicit a response from their friends because of their listening choices. Usually an attempt at scrutinizing people with bad taste. An act performed by individuals with no respect for privacy.

Anders: Jesus fuck why is Amit listening to Catchy Song by Dillon Francis again.
Amit: It's a good song. And stop spotty peeking it's so rude.

by Demiose May 21, 2019

Adam peaking

When a joke is made and it is then reused and made unfunny

Friend 1:and then I said your gay

Friend2:F
Friend1:you just Adam peaking

by Jebthesquish February 3, 2020

Anthony Perkins

Anthony Perkins, also known as 'Perk God,' is a local eccentric and community leader in the Keller Texas area.An individual clearly on the autism spectrum, Perkins stands out with his unique personality and interests.On top of his quirky behaviors, He frequently faces serious allegations of sexual misconduct involving minors. Notably, he can often be spotted breakdancing on the sidewalk, often during rush hour traffic, showcasing his bold and unconventional nature. Perkins fancies himself an aspiring rapper and country artist, though his lyrical content has been described by some as being repetitive and resembling the sounds of a dying animal. With a touch of mild narcissism, he continues to intrigue and bewilder those who encounter his presence.

Hey bro see that homeless guy dancing for spare change over there?

Nah man that's just Anthony Perkins

by FloridaMan1999 August 20, 2023

Drive-by perving

When perverted comments are made from a passing car to pedestrians.

Andy: that guy just yelled "nice ass!" from his car
Ronnie: you were just a victim of drive-by perving

by Smiley_Face_13 June 4, 2016