Zoe Laverne Pemberton

Zoe Laverne Pemberton is a girl who does disgusting things, says the n word, has 9 year olds as her fanpages and lies to her fans.

Zoe Laverne Pemberton meaning example: Zoe.xx.lovely.xx says “hey did you hear about the song I mad of Zoe’s c00chie?” Zoe says “ yes but you forgot to add that I vape and flash my 9 year old fans, write that down next time!”

by iranoutofmymeds October 8, 2020

pember

The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She has blue colored eyes that will make you drift off into an endless sea of feelings. You can't help but stare into her eyes.

Oh my, Pember is so breathtaking!

by sab17255 March 13, 2017

Pemberton

British slang for a paedophile that touches adolescents.

"Look at that pemberton over there"

Pemberton

My highschool has a pemberton lurking inside.

by DettolLover March 12, 2019

Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.

Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

99 percenter

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.

'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

by Cath8r/Rob bert March 9, 2015

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

perb

1)to be high off dat drank, on som dro or som of dat light green,2) to be really messed up on a drug.

yo pimpin mane i jus got done blazen out 3 bluntz of som of dat dank. i'm so perb.......

by GrandReapa August 20, 2003