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laughing parenthesis

the wrinkles around your mouth for laughing and/or smiling so much, they kind of look like parenthesis around your mouth
That girl has some serious laughing parenthesis.
by sweetcheeks4ever September 1, 2010
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teen parent

An exclusive member of the extensive retard-breeding project funded by your government.

Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are white trash or ghetto scum that were conceived as a result of their own mother's reckless sexcapades at age 16. The paramount of their life would have been a manager's position at Burger King. Now they'll never even accomplish that.

They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the rhythm method. They are underage and poor so it is understandable that they did not have a car to drive to the free clinic and get condoms. However, it is ludicrous that these girls actually go through with the pregnancy as an abortion is easily conducted at home with a rusty wire coathanger.

The offspring of a teen parent is a bastard. In today's society this term is not spoken to the teen parent's face, but is still widely accepted for use behind their back.

You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Preggers: My grandma keeps getting on my case because I'm going to be a teen parent!

Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.

Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.

Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
by Bobolobo March 31, 2009
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parazoology

the study of sponges.
Parazoology treats of animals known as parazoa.
by uttam maharjan November 17, 2012
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planned parenthood

a place that acknowledges women's right to control their own bodies and lives and give unbiased information unlike the pro-life who promotes ineffective abstinence-only education, puts women's health in jeopardy, spreads lies, and secretly hates independent, working women
I got accurate information about my options at Planned Parenthood unlike the time when I went to that bullshit Pregnancy Crisis Center.
by Kenny McCor June 22, 2006
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lawnmower parent

Lawnmower parents try to pre-empt problems and 'mow them down' for their children before they occur and ensure flat surfaces are available for them to traverse...
Oh dear, Mouche is such a lawnmower parent, she just poisoned little lunch for all the children due to compete in next weeks spelling bee...
by mikemilligan2015 March 21, 2016
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parent(s)

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!
My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!
by Daniel October 20, 2004
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Parent

noun- people that talk too much when you are trying to leave
Can I go now? Gosh! Your being such a parent
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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