Signature panic

When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl

- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?

- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!

Or:

- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!

by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009

Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

Face Panties

Face Panties are the protective masks which cover the nose and mouth that are currently being worn by millions to assist in protecting themselves against exposure to COVID-19.

Sam, you can't go into that grocery store until you put your face panties on.

by Gingerbread Man 09 May 18, 2020

cum in panties

When you or you lover cums in your underwear

I was walking down the street with cum in panties.

by Bellyboyloveswank220 March 15, 2020

pantis

The mysterious fold of fat tucked under the pants on the front side of an older obese man or woman. It is also known as "front butt". It insists the viewer to ask him/her the question, "what the fuck is that?"

I hope I don't have a pantis when I get old so I still have visual evidence that I do have genitals.

by Showjo March 27, 2009

Grampy Panties

The male form of granny panties.

The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.

Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.

"Dang, check out his grampies!"

"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."

by Mury&Hanyah[[: October 19, 2009

cream my panties

when a female sees an attractive guy and gets a sudden arousal in the genital area.

"omg that guy just made me cream my panties"
"that boy is so fine i just creamed my panties"
"ohh girl i just creamed my panties"

by Mary nguyen January 13, 2008