Pandaloot

One who acts stupidly or makes extremely stupid decisions; one who says stupid things.

Why would you do that? You are such a pandaloot.

by Pocachi and Psy September 7, 2005

Wet Panda

An asian sex position that involves shrimp fried rice, duck sauce, and a mink coat. Normally preformed on a water bed.

Hoi Shing and Tiao preformed the "Wet Panda" in the confines of their own bedroom. Those dirty bastards!

by HingTong CHing Chong bong bong October 3, 2011

panadol

its what australians call asperin

Give me a panadol i got a major headache

by Lovesaussiespeak April 12, 2008

sexual harrassment panda

a panda the teaches a harrassmeant class

hey look it the sexual harrassment panda

by chris99163 April 1, 2009

Panda pussy

A woman with a rarely chubby or overweight vagina. Often mistaken for a phoofah. Penatrating the panda pussy is known as an act of bambooing.

Hey bro you get with that girl?
Yea man she has that panda pussy!
DAMN Bro! Was it nice?
I had that girl bamboozeled!

by Pandafever August 6, 2016

Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

by clawz July 16, 2008

panda style

A sex move where one person punches the other in the face, resulting in them getting a black eye. The punch can occur at 3 different stages:
1: Before sex. Most commonly performed by wife beaters.
2: During sex. Most commonly performed by kinky partners.
3: After sex. Most commonly after an ill recieved post-coital slip of the tongue. e.g. "By the way, I'm married"

In the first episode of Californication, that girl from The Nanny goes panda style on David Duchovny.

by Šteggs September 5, 2007