Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”

I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!

by KitVixen April 8, 2019

Protein shake

When you jack off into your mouth in order to get your protein for the day.

Yo Jordan I had the best protein shake ever this morning!

by Negromancer420 May 9, 2019

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

protein bag

A person.

Hey protein bag!

by Rennns October 3, 2020

Protein Shot

Equal parts protein powder and milk

I gotta get pumped with a protein shot

by Protein shot October 15, 2020

protenic water

protenic water means cold water

hey do you have protenic water?

by soappppp November 9, 2020

Protein

Vaping device

Wanna try my protein?

by anonymous January 23, 2021