Dr. Pooper

Pouring Dr Pepper in the anus of one's partner and then proceeding to suck it out with a straw.

The 11 year old boy had his first Dr. Pooper today and he loved the creamy taste of his recycled Dr Pepper more than anything he'd ever tasted before.

by Ineda P. November 28, 2016

sharty pooper

Person who ruins a nudist event or gathering by farting out wet shit.

The biscut game was going great until Mitch sharted all over the couch. He is such a sharty pooper.

by A. Hichcockenstein July 14, 2006

party pooper

somebody who doesn’t like to have fun and is overall the lamest person you will ever meet. someone who has the name of “joaquin” will most likely be a party pooper

“yeah Joaquin is being a total party pooper!”

by thebonechiller April 6, 2020

Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.

Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)

by balexander24 February 4, 2010

live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.

The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Alan Chris April 26, 2006

Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute

Kevin is Mr. Pooper!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Sharpie in the pooper!

A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.

Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!

Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.

by maxatron July 30, 2009