Perv

A Perv in many circles is not short for pervert, but actually a manner of indicating someone who is into CP. Careful in usage.

Man 1: What's up perv?
Man 2: Just jerking off to some underage porn.
Man 1: F*ck yeah!

by FaqBasher December 22, 2022

Grade A Perv

Dude who’s mad horny and just wanna see hella booty and shit.

My man Jamie keep eyeballing Jenna all day. Not right. That’s a Grade A Perv right there , ‘cause he’s good at that, but sucks at math.

by Drago Nino February 5, 2023

Laundry Perv

That person who checks out your underwear whilst you put it in the washing machine.

"He's staring at your underwear - obviously a laundry perv."

by LP1993 October 30, 2011

Perv

When your mate normally fancies a night down the town .

Fancy a cheeky beer and a perv skid.

Yeah sweet skid legend , nice one

by Ricey March 8, 2023

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

Book Perv

Someone who gets a sense of euphoria from smelling books, similar to a junkie searching for crack

Melissa sneaks into book stores just to smell the pages, she's been banned from many places, don't get me started on what happened at the library... she's such a book perv

by Dr. Wabby McWaberston May 11, 2024

turtle perv

A pervert that loves turtles. Especially infant turtles the bloody pedo

"OMG HE'S SUCH A TURTLE PERV!"
"I KNOW DID YOU SEE HOW HE WAS LOOKING AT SQUIRT DURING NEMO??"

by Duck perv February 14, 2021