perfs

Short for "perfect"

"Let's have lunch at Chipotle tomorrow."

"Perfs!!"

by Jenn June 11, 2006

perm

1. Creamy crack; something many black women feel they need and grow an unhealthy dependence on in the efforts to make their hair straight or European-looking.

2. caustic chemicals that have no business on somebody's hair

That perm made her hair look thin and scraggly.

by S. April 14, 2004

periscoping

The act of whipping the dicc out while fully erect and placing it carefully between the gut and the elastic of your underwear/assorted leg covering. This aids in either concealing the tiny/enormous size of the male anatomy. Males usually partake in this action while either being embarassed by their size or if they for example are asked to come to the front of the classroom for a presentation "at the wrong time".

Ah shit son mah dicc is soo rock hard right now and Mrs. Cocklesuck just called me up to the front of the class to present for show-and-tell. I guess Ill just tuck it like a periscope...also known as periscoping.

by BIG BLACK DICC July 22, 2007

external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008

Periscope

When an allen wrench is inserted into an orifice (anus or vagina) and gingerly twisted around, by which the insert-ee can feel sensations that they normally don't feel with an ordinary probe.

My dildo feels great, but that periscope touched me in ways that I've never felt before.

by Fitchio October 8, 2011

periscope

A bit of stem that is poking through a rolled blunt.

That blunt had a huge periscope out the side, but it still smoked just fine.

by Aqib Talib October 6, 2010

permadip

A permadip is the result of putting in to many large pinches of smokeless tobacco. This causes the lip to bulge out to appear that you have a dip in when in all reality you do not.

Man, does that kid have a fatty in or is that just his permadip?

by jhiggy11 November 8, 2006