Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019

Peasant

Non-tumblr users and/or those who are ignorant or intolerant of awesome things.

Fangirl: " But mom, I can't go to school. It's full of peasants."

by Sophiaaaaaaa September 17, 2012

the peasants are storming the castle

a sudden urge to shit

After burrito-rama at the Mexican choke-and-puke, I felt the peasants storming the castle.

by mongo February 20, 2004

peasant

A farm worker, usually poor. The most common type of person in a pre-industrial society (usually 66 to 95%), and of the lowest class.

Peasants were/are typically small farmers, tenant farmers, sharecroppers, farmhands, and laborers and invariably rural, living in villages and tending land which is practically theirs but officially belongs to the wealthy.

Usually an insult for dirty, uncouth, unsophisticated people of low status.

Peasants stereotypically have virtually no education, nonexistent hygiene, are conservative, and have almost no rights, despite that their work requires careful planning and that they are not averse to protests.

The peasant woman, her three daughters, and her husband's many kinswomen tended the garden and the livestock while their menfolk toiled in the fields. They had little option but either work until their backs gave out or starve, plus they had to pay heavy taxes for the rich.

by Lorelili November 17, 2010

Peast

A young woman. Can be used as a term for a vagina, in general.

"Yo, Luke! Check those peasts out, dude.."

by Becay November 12, 2020

peasant

Any person who believes that console gaming is superior to pc gaming. You can identify most peasants by their young age, high pitched voice, and an odor of mountain dew and Doritos. Take pity on these poor souls and help them to ascend to the glorious pc master race.

console peasant: bro de human i cant c mor dan 30 fps and de xbox one has moar gooder ddr5 ram dan de faggit pc lul get rekt.

glorious brother:... sigh*

by glorious pc masterrace member July 10, 2014

Pease

1. A sad, yet incredibly adorable way of getting what you want.
2. Spherical vegetable that is green.
3. What comes after O?
4. What happens when you go to the bathroom. It would have been more poetic if it was number one.

1. Rachel: I want marry you.
Sean: Maybe.
Rachel: Pease?
Sean: Well that was adorable, so yes.

2. Pass the pease please

3. abcdefghijklmno... PEASE!!!

4. My bladder is full... I go pease...

by Ben O. Verbich July 20, 2014