A granny nanny performs tasks such as: housekeeping, laundry, shopping and meal preparation for an elder. As in: Her granny nanny arrived early to take her to the doctor.
by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008

an older woman who tries to make herself look younger by wearing large amounts of make-up and/or the latest fashion clothing and accessories and/or often makes use of cosmetic surgery.
Does that granny fly really believe she looks attractive?
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
That granny fly must spend a fortune on cosmetics.
by Stormrider0 April 23, 2009

by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011

A more crass term to describe the job of someone who works with the Geriatric community; particularly in the Dementia department of a hospice care company
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015

When the pants on a woman fits incorrectly and you get the opposite to a cameltoe. Just some hanging loose pants looking like the triceps of grannies...
Wrong area looking guy 1: Gaaah that womans pants has a crap fit
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.
Wrong area looking gue 2: Yeah, she has a granny squirl. Shit that is nasty looking.
by No gmilf for me February 19, 2013

by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2023

Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?
by BrownSugarTail July 23, 2014
