Meme-otional

When one uses memes to express emotions.

Collin: Ashely you use a meme for every response, you’re so meme-otional!

by Aggies12 March 8, 2018

Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap

"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"

by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019

horsiz optional

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".

I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.

by QuacksO January 5, 2020

create optionality

To cheat in a committed relationship

For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.

I’m sorry to string you along and create optionality in our relationship.

by OptionedProperty🙄 September 11, 2020

reid_.option

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Type 1: “Bro look at this page reid_.option you should follow it”
Type 2: “Everyone should totally follow reid_.option he is reliable and has the best memes.”

by Japoxfrd November 23, 2021

Good-option dilemma

The good-option dilemma is that typical scenario where—for example—some evil authority figure holding you hostage gives you two options: one where you suffer the most and the other where you don't suffer as long as you give them what they want. Obviously you pick the second option out of desperation, but the dilemma here is that no matter what option you choose, in the end the evil figure will still make you suffer (typically by being killed or watching your loved ones die).

I had a good-option dilemma today where my computer's SSD got corrupted and I either had two options: wipe everything and do a clean reinstall of Windows, or pay a few hundred bucks to have some specialist recover the contents. So I paid for the recovery but the people shipped back the wrong drive with somebody else's files! So in the end, I had to wipe my drive no matter which option I went for. This is the good-option dilemma in a nutshell.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 26, 2021

nose optional

The state of wearing one's mask improperly, so that the nose remains exposed.

Dude I swear every time I see K-money in the hallway, he's going nose optional. Does he even know how to wear his mask?

by John Juices February 13, 2022