nuclear throne

A name for the toilet after a particularly bad shit.

"You could have warned me about the nuclear throne, man"

by breadz October 7, 2015

nuclear weapon

Items of which KK and Doom want to use on those damn sand niggers.

We should go and use our nuclear weapons on Osama's ass.

by James Bourne September 10, 2003

nuclear whorehead

a whore who is having anal and goes on a psyco rampage and cuts off the guy's penis.

Taylor Ottman cut off John Thienemen's penis...
Yea, he's a real nuclear whorehead.

by nanniepop April 23, 2005

nuclear war

when a ranged class "E" Missle with nuklear composites are launched our dropped over any populated Areas.

did you hear? the US launched a nuklear attack against japan's Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Pearl harbor attacks!

by Jobe October 10, 2003

Nuclear Cream

What is said when a situation or conversation can not get any more awkward.

Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.

girl: hey friend.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.

Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.

by NuclearCreamCheese April 7, 2011

nuclear sex

Nuclear sex is when a male orgasms before reaching the vagina for penetration.

Female 1: "So how was it last night; was he good?"
Female 2: "We had nuclear sex."
Female 1: "Ohhh.."

by Natehcks July 3, 2014

nuclear weapon

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

by Matt September 7, 2003