Red Arse

A game you play after playing football. if the goal keeper lets in ten goals he must now bend over as you attempt to kick balls at his arse. the person who misses by the largest distance is now in goals.

in cold weather it is the ultimate description of pain
person 1 " that game of red arse was fun last night"
Person 2 "yeah John's arse was so red....."

*conversation ends*
by Mini_Dopey March 31, 2009
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asda arse

The bum on a woman men want to pat.
Adapted from the long-running ads on British TV featuring women patting their bums to listen to the money they save by shopping at Asda.
Since Julie had liposuction, all the guys think she's got an Asda Arse
by Sarah W March 11, 2006
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arse

A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.
jackt put his dick in Jessi's arse, and fuck her in anus
by palmerdior October 07, 2011
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Arse orgasm

The male internal orgasm, generated by stimulation of the prostate, the male g spot, via rythymic insertion of something into the anus, sometimes with the more conventional orgasm thrown in for good measure.

Obviously well known to most of the gay male community but available to all!
'YEAH!!' cried Brad as again he felt the tell-tale tremors of an arse orgasm forming in his gut!
by ..WiL May 18, 2005
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Pigs arse

Minister: "Prime Minister, apparently George Bush has an IQ of 160."
Prime Minister:"Pigs arse!"
by murphoman May 25, 2010
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Barge arse

A very fat ass; a very fat person.
Jesus H. Christ, look at that barge arse! I think the tide's coming in!
by Skinny July 20, 2003
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up the arse

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"
by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005
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