Nazareth Academy High School

THE BEST all girls high school in Philly, these girls rock the oxford shirts and the ever so stylish plaid skirts. Youre only considered cool if you wear the Sperrys. Here you will experience the desert and the Artic in one hallway. If the schools lucky, we might have 100% attendance among teachers. The masoct is the badass Panda, who will be forever iconic (more iconic than White Houses...RIP) Naz is WAYYYYYYY better than Villa Joe because we dont kick babies or eat puppies. Naz is home to the best wraps in Pennsylvania. Chrisitna Perri went here and so did the author of Milk and Vine.

Yo did you see that girl over there?
Yeah shes totally a Nazareth Academy High School girl
You right, No cap

by surpisedwho2 November 29, 2018

MidAmerica Nazarene

Like no other university! A place where you can feel loved. Community is what MNU is all about. With over 40 academic majors and nine pre-professional programs, MNU is certain to have an area of study that interests you. Add that to our intentionally Christian focus and you'll get a great well-rounded liberal arts education here.

Prospective student: Where do you go to college?
MNU student: A great university in the KC area called MidAmerica Nazarene!

by Brasky33 November 7, 2013

near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009

Nebard

A Retard with mongoloid characteristics.

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."

by muh? August 19, 2008

near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.

One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...

by Mohanchous January 11, 2008

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

by Usern789 October 5, 2011