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carbon neutral

A process that do not increase net atmospheric carbon dioxide.
Oil made from prehistoric switch grass that produced enough 02 when alive to offset the C02 released when burned as oil is carbon neutral!
by mattyjordo March 21, 2007
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Neutral Milk Hotel

"As in regards to Neutral Milk Hotel...their first album was better."
by Outta Hand December 18, 2008
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neudos

a slang way of say noodles. pronounced: new-dew's
Kristen: hey sara why are you hanging out my car window?

Sara: Sorry I was just putting some chinese neudos on your roof.

Kristen: Don't do that.
by maelbehx January 2, 2010
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Neutral Pussy

A person who consistently takes a neutral stance on typically controversial topics so not to upset anyone. These people can include celebrities and normal people as well.
"Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump?"
"They both have their positives and negatives."
"Fuck off you neutral pussy!"
by The Average Wanker November 30, 2016
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Neuberger

1) a German name meaning "new citizen"

2) quite possibly the coolest phrase in History

3) referring to Andrew
His last name is Neuberger.

You've been Neubergered!
by andyberger August 6, 2008
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Neutrogena

A popular brand of skincare and cosmetics, more so known for the former, owned by Johnson & Johnson. They take pride in being recommended by a lot of dermatologists. They are also well known for their commercials that future hot young females. So if you see some old guy looking up Neutrogena commercials they probably aren't doing it for their skin's sake and it's best they have a seat over there.
Mandy: Damn Jessica, my acne is killing me.
Jessica: Try Neutrogena. Vanessa Hudgens promotes it and dermatologists say it works. I use it everyday.
Mandy: Wait, you mean that Disney chick with those leaked nude pictures?
Jessica: Yeah.
by nudguy325 June 30, 2010
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Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.
(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"
by Cirdellin December 30, 2009
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