Netflix and Jill

When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.

As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.

Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks

by Little Guy RyRy December 22, 2015

Netflix Roulette

Selecting a movie from your Netflix queue at random, and watching it regardless of the result. This works best with the instant streaming feature on an XBox or PS3, where holding a button can shuffle past titles at a rapid rate, but is also possible on a home computer or even by mail.

A: I can't decide what to watch. Wanna go with Netflix Roulette?

B: Yeah, sure, I guess. Just hold the right trigger and see what it lands on--

A: Oh cool, something called Human Centipede. I wonder what it's about?

B: Let's find out!

by President Warren G. Harding April 18, 2011

netflix n chill

The pg way of asking a girl to fuck

Boy: hey Jenny Netflix n chill ?
Girl: Sure

by Professor.Dre November 1, 2015

Nesfield

an old irish last name

it represents fertility and the womb

nesfields like all things brown- especially people.

also chocolate.

nesfields are known around the world for their pizzants, whiskey, and really nice butts

that girls cute, but shes no nesfield....

by anaheim456 April 17, 2009

Netflix Stalk

When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.

"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."

"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"

by Mookdaruch October 5, 2011

Netgiarism

The act of shamelessly claiming something clever you saw on the internet as your own.

"The cool old famous dude asked us to submit new words we made up to his Facebook page, but I was feeling lazy, so I went the netgiarism route."

by NewWordsAreCool September 11, 2012

Netflixcted

One who is addicted and on a binge viewing an online series or set of episodes from beginning to end without stop.

Forget about asking Felicia to join us 'cause she's Netflixcted to "Real Housewives" online for the foreseeable future.

by SeanDogg21 January 6, 2014