Mookie

An individual with an abnormally large 'unit' that is able to give himself oral pleasure.

If I could only be a mookie, I would never leave my room.

by G-Dawg March 5, 2004

Mookie

cucumber

I like Mookies on my sandwich

by i like the way you work it January 21, 2011

mookie moo

when a retarded englsih teacher stands up in the middle of a test and yells "mookie moo"

look at the definiton

by fat italian asshole April 14, 2004

mookie legs

its MY mooks

my mooks, my mookie leggyssss mook legssss.
mookie legs i love u

by cnewsom October 16, 2008

mookie

when you fart and crap your pants

My bro was at walmart and he mookied. His eyez got all wide and i asked him. What did you do mookie And he was all like yes and ran to the bathroom. It was funnier than heck.

by Adriana January 24, 2004

mokin

a word used in hawaii to describe mokes when they are partaking in their moke activities or acting real moke.

Oh, check out that dude, he's straight mokin!!

by gotmyLGson August 28, 2008

Mookie

Noun: A pedophile. someone who attracted to, or has had sex with someone who is underage of 18. Regardless of sexuality.

(1)R. Kelly is and will always be a mookie.

by Crazy Kai Sunshine July 2, 2005