Mexican Mattress

When you take your piece/pipe under your blanket while you're on your bed, and you toke it. Gets hella thick hella fast

Dude I did a mexican mattress at home yesterday, I was so freakin' stoned

by The Dragon Lung January 11, 2009

mutten

West-Flemish derogatory term, defining a person who is rather dreary and dull.

Ey mutten! Wa es da mee u hoofd! - Translation: Hey Fool! What is that with your head?

by Roeland, Pieter, Stijn en Gert March 18, 2006

squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.

That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!

by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006

Butt Mutt

A breed of canine that has a tail strategically placed so that it permanently displays its arsehole. Espescially prominent on light coloured dogs.

Look at that bloke over there walking his butt mutt. Why do people think that sort of thing is attractive, I mean bloody hell, the dog keeps winking at me with its backside and putting me off my subway sandwich!

by Charverharver January 10, 2010

Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali November 30, 2004

Muter

One who commutes to a college or university.

"Hey, those muters are totally not as cool as us rezzies."

by Matt Kerstetter November 20, 2006

blood on the mattress

a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.

On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."

by blanche deveroe September 23, 2008