The three musketeers

The best name for a friendship group of 3. Crackheads only.

Person1: Hey what do we name our groupchat ?
Person2: We need something to do with the number 3
Person: The three musketeers.

by whatareyouatoad? May 19, 2020

Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"

Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.

by TFAssassin November 25, 2020

Mississippi Muff Musket

When you stuff hard boiled eggs into a woman’s vagina and then fuck it to pack them in like a musket.

I gave Jennifer a Mississippi Muff Musket last night.

by 8ballsinurmouth September 14, 2023

Own a musket for home defense

A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.

'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'

by sushm_ September 16, 2023

loading the musket

Another name for Kids in Sandbox, the sexual practice of ramming a foreign object into a man's penis for sexual pleasure. Named so for the way a musket is loaded by ramming the shot and gunpowder down the barrel, before rifles and magazines came into play.

"Even thinking of that video of the chick loading the musket makes my penis sad."

by Bobble April 4, 2006

loading a musket

When you take a release fecal matter into a girl's vagina and shove it in with your penis.

Dude, I couldn't come over last night because I was busy loading a musket

by Pampowncake March 17, 2011

musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

by alpinestar1989 July 20, 2008