Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha July 1, 2006

mucker

a refined version for the colloquial term "mucca", denoting friendship and kinship

hows it ganin me muckersome chersome mucca

by bucksome March 5, 2003

Dirty Musket

A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")

Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!

by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007

Muskrat

A small penis that is over powered by the bush that surrounds it; when a man's pubes are more impressive than their penis.

The girl was diggin' my style until I dropped my pants and she saw the muskrat.

by RockCock555555 February 14, 2012

dirty muskrat

old man that prefers anal sex with teenage girls

i was being followed by a dirty muskrat at the mall.

by dirty muskrat August 24, 2008

Pack the Musket

Slang: This procedure is preformed by a doctor when he or she needs to take a bacterial swab at the base of the penis.

Similar to that of a black powder musket, it involves the insertion of a long cotton tip swab into a half errcet penis to obtain samples from the inner base of the penis to conduct a bacterial test for sexually transmitted diseases such as Gonorrhea.

The doctor explained he had to Pack the Musket to check what STD Kris had contracted

The doctor packed Kris' musket to test for an STD.

Kris had his muket packed

by Megawattz August 1, 2009

Anti-Masker

a lil bitch who believes that they cant wear a mask because A. it violates their rights or B. they cant breathe, either way they're wrong

I know an anti-masker, he wasnt ever the brightest person

by I am only doing this for memes October 3, 2020