give me a muddy splash.
by Anthony Dagostino May 26, 2007
After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!
dirty sanchez muddy canal
by PeterRoss January 26, 2014
by mel.z July 26, 2017
by Dan V and Nicky g December 30, 2020
Anal sex where the woman has diarrhea and squirts on your dick and she only shaves her muff on a full moon.
by TwatLicka 2.0 February 22, 2020
A sexual act where anal is done until right before ejaculation where the male pulls out to get a blow job from their sex partner(s). Also known as the muddy chicken with a side of ranch.
Bro, my buddy muddy chickened this chick last night and she went with it. Chucky Cheese birthdays are getting crazy man.
by Ducky McDuckerson March 13, 2023
I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass
I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler
by KC DIRT March 17, 2014