Mother Puss Bucket

An expletive to yell when you are in an unfathomably-dire situation and your friends are terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

<The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks up in anger at the Ghostbusters>

Peter Venkman: "Mother puss bucket!!!"

by SinDonor dammit January 27, 2009

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

by ace zero June 22, 2014

mother fuck

Used to express anger or aggression, like when a situation doesn't go your way

MOTHER FUCK, i can't find my wallet.

by Aaron M. K. May 24, 2007

Kentucky Mother Fucker

(KMF) 2 liter of Mountain dew(or other preferred beverage), drank down to the label, half of the empty space filled with vodka(or more, no less), with two kool aid pouches(or other drink mix) of desired flavor added. Get Drunk.

One Kentucky Mother Fucker for the night, please.

by Cak3 June 1, 2010

do you listen to mother mother

the undefined, depressed, queer anthems. an open-ended meme for the queers that don't label with girl in red or sweater weather, or anything for that matter.

"do you listen to mother mother?"
"yeah, i prefer to identify as something a little more cryptic."

by eggy4224 September 29, 2020

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008

Scotchy Mother

A disgusting old hag with hairs growing out of the wrinkles on its liver spots. She is the mother Pork Scotch and even more scotchy than the Porky Scotcher himself. It is constantly driven around in the Scotchy Mother Wheelchair by Scotchman and Goofy Granny.

Monk: The chair's there! Is the Scotchy Mother here?

Mick: No. Porky just took it out of the half car while he was raising the back seat to make it a bed.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 28, 2009