mosquito

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)

Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.

by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013

reverse mosquito

When someone stops sucking and you hit them harder, it's called a reverse mosquito.

Dude 1: Wow, that guy has hella bruises...
Dude 2: Yeah, his girlfriend is a dom, and she reverse mosquito'd him last night.

by TaroSykes November 14, 2022

Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.

Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.

"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"

by Drywall Reviewer July 8, 2022

Mosquito Hairy Masturbation

A mosquito with very hairy private parts wanks to pictures of mosquito boobies.

Mhm Gurl. = Mosquito Hairy Masturbation | Growing Unlimited Red Lust

by juddily November 24, 2024

mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018

Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024