Emma

A bitch so classy, she bleeds London Grammar.

Antidepressants: Haaaaaave you met Emma?
Baclava: Yeah, the other day she turned a papercut into that Hemmingway booty!

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew May 04, 2014

Mosquito Foreplay

Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.

Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodJew October 30, 2014