mooth

Scots for mouth

shut yer big fat mooth!

by david December 22, 2003

mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.

1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"

by Mark Howell May 5, 2008

mootchie

the thick milky white cheesy mucus discharge that accumulates due to poor hygiene in the female genitalia

I was bangin my chick and I got some mootchie residue on my shaft

by TB and PC August 9, 2009

mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.

by Ruben June 7, 2003

moothead

Someone with a head that resembles a female's vagina. The people with these sorts of heads are dopey mofos who do not know what hit if mike tyson punch them in the nose. The majority of mootheads are teachers as their heads are fucked due to a head with a hole in it that is used for the implementation of a nob. It also contains pubic hair and sometimes their faces start to bleed so they shove a paper rocket to stop it from bleeding.

gregory: Mr T...you are a moothead!
Mr T: Urghhh..:S

by ronald mcdonaldo August 11, 2006

mootex

Caltex = cal
cal = cow
cow = moo
moo + tex = mootex

voila!

Bob: lets go get some munchies from the mootex!
Jim: don't you mean the Caltex?
Bob: yes; yes I do.

by Flynn Bakalaknabar July 2, 2008

Mootant

An intentional mispronunciation of "mutant."

1. An annoying, ugly, short-ass girl who won't leave you alone.

2. Less frequently used to describe any demented person or creature.

"Qiuck! Hide! It's the mootant!"

by Anarchist October 19, 2003