molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

Molar bungy

A ghastly ball of phlegm that refuses to leave home and clings tenaciously to the molars.

My cold is very bad. This morning I brought up a real Molar bungy!

by Bensonpup August 6, 2008

Molassifies

Becomes slow as molasses
Molassifiy, Molassification

The oil sitting so long began to molassifies due to sitting.
That hot dancer moves began to molassifies as the beat of the music slowed down.
The swimmer began to molassify before our very eyes.

by Jonnie Jug December 24, 2009

maltas

Pecker slapping your dog in the face while texting your mom in emojis as a form of secretive talk only because you're too much of a pussy to tell her you're gay and love gay sex with men 60 years or older.

David, quit being a maltas and tell your mom you're gay!!!

by busbarn August 30, 2016

Moland

Last name of the next big drug dealer!

You’re gonna be a moland!

by 128463729226157 November 10, 2019

Mola

"morning glory"(German: Morgen Latte")

Shit!!!!Is tha' yo' MOLA or ya mobilephone!!!!!

by Anonymous June 5, 2003