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Butthole Molestation

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.
John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.
by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011
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child molester

Bro you're such a child molester
by eliharvey October 25, 2019
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Ur Ancestors Molesters

This Is The Ulitimate Insult!

Use It To Make Someone Uninstall Life.
Better Than:
- Ur Mom Gay
- Ur Dad Lesbian
- Ur Brother A Mother
- Ur Sisters A Mister
- Ur Granny Tranny
- etc.
Jimmy: Ur Ancestors Molesters!
Bob: Melts Into Liquid Form.
by @12yrolds.only April 13, 2018
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Molest

Bro, you're such a molest WTF
by s0me0ne 2.0 November 22, 2022
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Unlike A Child Molestation

Randall James Bowker (On the other hand)
Hym "Will sign an affidavit confirming that this began when Jeremy Horn showed up at Wendy's and had nothing to do with me threatening kids. They proceeded to harass me for months and Randy himself did so sexually by say my dick was too small. Which he did again at Kwik Trip. They sign the affidavit now. This is a new a new condition that I will not negotiate. I'm done letting 3rd parties obfuscate what's happening here and the fuck ass judges need to be done with it too. So, unlike a child molestation, this is absolutely necessary."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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